June 7, 2005
Top Ten Reasons I Should Move To Hawaii
1. I might run into Naveen Andrews... sigh
2. People who live by the beach tend to be skinnier than land- lubbers
3. No bugs
4. Perpetual tan... who cares if I end up looking like a purse
5. Tanned fat looks better than white fat (see # 4)
6. My friends and family would have a great place to get away from it all and visit me
7. Leonardo and Hatchling look so cute in Magnum shirts
8. Volcanoes are cool
9. The mountains
10. The ocean

#1 reason not to move to Hawaii: I can't afford a place to live.
Written at 2:24 PM
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