May 22, 2006
Things you don't want to hear in Wal-Mart
"Mommy, I spit..."

"We need a clean-up in aisle floor."

Vomit, everywhere.
It looks like green, yellow and white scrambled eggs.
Interesting.
9 Comments:
Blogger Amy said...
In the moment, it sucks, I know. But it's funny later (at least to me!!) That which does not kill us - provides fodder for our readers!! Thanks for sharing! (Hope all is going well in your neck of the woods! Happy Monday!)

Blogger lawyerchik said...
EEEEUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWW! :) Good thing I already ate breakfast (and that it wasn't eggs....)

Doncha just love Wally World?

Blogger shay v. said...
thanks for that mental picture. ESPECIALLY after just eating eggs. Excuse me while I, too, go vomit!

Poor kid...

Blogger auntdaisy said...
My poor baby boy... :( Auntie is so sorry he is sick... kiss him for me ok?

Blogger Katrina said...
Blecch! I hate throw-up, and since becoming a mommy I've had more encounters with it than I care to recount.

The worst is the smell. It instantly makes me want to throw up, too.

Hope your family is all well soon!

Blogger Carbon said...
That is one of my many horrors. I feel for ya girl.

Blogger Miss Bad Penny said...
Real-life Dr. Seuss's Green Eggs and Ham?? It would have been such an unfortunate incident if I had had eggs for breakfast this morning...

Thanks for ruining my plan of having mushroom omelet for lunch!!

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Eeeeewwwww. Motherhood is just full of the most indescrible downright ickiest stuff. No wonder we need to share the good things.
I used to tell others that my perfume was "eau d'urp" --
I'd forgotten that until I read what you wrote. Don't you ever wonder what we thought was really gross before we had those darlin babies?

Fragrant Cheers...

Anonymous H.A.Page said...
Dangnabit. I accidentally hit the wrong button somewhere. That's me, MotherPie, right above and shouldn't have been anonymous.

Even More Fragrant Cheers!