You should all be
really, really glad that you aren't around me today. I'm weepy, tired, my head hurts, my eyes sting, and I can't stand
anyone. Even cute little Hatchling. Of course, since he has a head cold, he's not as cute as usual. Especially when wailing at the top of his lungs and kicking and screaming on the floor.
I'd like to take a day off from being me.
Instead, I'm going to go watch "Blue has a baby brother" for the freakin' gazillionth time and have a good cry. Could you pass the laudanum, please?