January 8, 2007
He said, she said
Him: Your hair looks different. Did you fix it a new way?

Her: Nope. (tosses her lusterous locks) Good different or bad different?

Him: (without missing a beat) Bad.

Her: gasp!

Him: Don't ask if you don't want to know.

End scene.
Blogger Hillary said...

I was totally thinking that that was a story about Hatchling till I got to the "don't ask if you don't want to know." That doesn't sound like a tot's words to me! For Leonardo's sake, I hope your tot is jsut really really smart! ;)

Blogger Amy said...
Oh too funny!! I suppose this is what we do to men, though, isn't it? We ask questions that they are to intuitively know we really don't want answered!!